Jumping out and saying "BOO!" could be considered an assassination attempt to either of the two main candidates for the US presidency.

And if you fail and they just shit themselves, you know it'd be Biden to be embarassed and unprepared for such a catastrophy. Not Donny the Big Boy, the Fecal Blaster. He put on a second diaper today and shat himself on his own terms to deny you a victory.

Manchild 2024: Meet ya on the younger side.

This is kind of a Shane Gillis joke lol. He said Biden might be the first president ever you could punch-assassinate hahaha