Florida man sneezes his intestines out of his body at restaurant

When I didn't see The Onion as the source, it just wouldn't compute for a minute. I did a double-take.

Yeah. I don't want to say I'm disappointed, because that would suck even more for the guy, but I will say I'm a little underwhelmed.

Also, what's with that insane autoplay video in the article using stock video footage to tell the story? Have we sunk so low?

Basically doctors fucked up and removed staples too soon. They did this to my ex after our second son was born. Took the staples out and she almost died from sepsis.

I've got somewhat oversized lungs - not like a medical condition, just what you could call "leather lungs." So when I sneeze, it's sometimes actually painful. It kinda sucks.

They are nasal orgasms so it checks out

At least you won't have that particular problem again until you read about somebody who sneezed someone else's intestines out of his body.

Don't sneeze

Stan Smith? The tennis guy/sneaker icon?

Always on the lookout for new irrational fears!