If he were any more of a clown, he'd hit the Coulrosekhar limit and undergo gravitational collapse. And we all know the GOP doesn't like anything black.
I kinda like Clown Trump. Looks like the kind of down-to-Earth guy I could vote for! Needs a touch less "Bozo" and a touch more "Joker," but... yeah. I might actually watch one of his state of the unions like this.