Christian roulette

Yikes, I got a tough one.

“Don’t be alarmed,” he said. “You are looking for Jesus the Nazarene, who was crucified. He has risen! He is not here. See the place where they laid him.”

— Mark 16:6

Oh I don't doubt they exist. Just haven't seen before.

"Not the goats again!"

Oh come on. Most of the bible is boring stuff.

I was actually asked to leave my parents church because I was loudly arguing with the guy running a gift shop that if I were to follow Jesus, I should be flipping these tables, chasing them with whips, and damming them for turning gods house into a place of business occupied by thieves.

I guess they DON'T like considering what Jesus would do.

I got Law-ception

"All who sin apart from the law will also perish apart from the law, and all who sin under the law will be judged by the law."

Just... go to jail.. or don't... I don't know..

I used https://randombible.org/ but it seems like the bible is just a series of random stories that make no sense.

Again with the begatting!

opens bible. Points at random verse. Ezekiel 23:20.

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Isn't the old testament more hardcore than the new one ? Jewish roulette would seem more risky than christian roulette

I mean, obviously Jesus would get arrested by modern "christians" for being a "leftist hippie commie"

I’m working on my salting with fire technique but not much progress yet.

They’d just take this as evidence of institutionalized persecution against Christians

I think I can own a Canadian legally now, though. Get a pardon for trying, anyway.