I kissed a dog and I liked it
The taste of dog food tongue
I kissed a dog just to try it
I hope my immune system don't mind it
It felt so gross, it felt so right
Don't mean I′m in hospital tonight
I kissed a dog and I liked it
I liked it 🐕
What's wrong with you?
Have you considered asking if you don't get a joke or maybe don't post at all?
Did you get hurt by Katy Perry somewhen in the past?
Disclaimer: No animals were harmed in the making of the previous comment.
All animals portrayed in the previous comment are fictious and not based on real animals.
The creator of the previous comment don't get any payments from the tobacco industry.
Sorry if I hurt your feelings.
Have the greatest of all days.
Feel better now?
Just leave nationality out of this. That would be rude to millions of unaffected people. We didn't had a good start due to miscommunication on both ends. I really don't mean to hurt you (maybe just a bit tease like you). So we could just leave it like that if you agree.