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I pick 5 to make infinite money.
Step 1 - Buy some used toasters
Step 2 - Rebrand and sell those toasters
Step 3 - Make every toaster that isn't mine fail catastrophically
Step 4 - PROFIT!
Or just sell the gravel
Nah, I'll have to deal with low prices and undercutting competition, not to mention the huge volumes of space needed. No, my friend, full monopoly on toasters is where it's at!
I am going to use the oysters to predict the stock market. They probably know when peoples coke wore off and when they last took their prozac.
Wasn't this a bit in the Tiger King saga?
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