Printer driver failure: All hands abandon ship!
Printer driver failure: All hands abandon ship!
Printer driver failure: All hands abandon ship!
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Don't walk, run!
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Okay but I need this mug
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I imagine this not like a talking mug we might have today, with a battery and a prerecorded message, but instead an almost sentient creepy face like that bajorans treasure chest of horrors.
You mean Badgey the Mug?
... I want this now. So badly.