In Communist North Korea, the people are distracted by xenophobic propaganda and unable to realize they are being oppressed

Chinese person: “You guys should probably take action and stop this.”

Liberals as they are being lined up against the wall by fascist paramilitaries on orders of Supreme-President Generalissimo Tom Cotton for the charge of being last seen interacting with a Trans person: “But the Uyghurs-!”

(I swear, after this, if I see the word “whataboutism” once, I’m going to flip a table)