Trump Wants Immigrants on U.S. Soil to Hand Over Social Media Accounts to Apply for Citizenship

I know someone who legit does not have any social media accounts for almost 20 years in the US on a green card, unless you count their google account. I can imagine the frustration of the bureaucrat that goes, "Oh yeah? We'll find you..." 10 months later. "You must be a spy!"

No, create a fake social media account praising Trump!