Never send a text message when drunk
Never send a text message when drunk
Never send a text message when drunk
Pretty sure it was a text meant for a girlfriend, sent to wife by accident.
How can you be certain, there is no hint of infidelity in the texts.
How can you be so certain this is even real and not staged bullshit for upvotes?
It's funnier that way
Well, it's at least not less funny
Calling his wife his girlfriend while drunk is the hint of infidelity. It inherently implies there's a chance that he meant to text his sidepiece.
Certainty, no, but it's absolutely a possibility.
I often refer to my wife as my girlfriend. It's cozy and it's kinda like a very vanilla form of roleplay. "Remember when we were younger, and just met"-kinda thing.
I thought I was cynical but there is always someone more jaded budum-tch