Last two times I went for a run Biden retired and Trump got shot. Going out for another now, good luck everyone
Last two times I went for a run Biden retired and Trump got shot. Going out for another now, good luck everyone
Stay safe, I'll be back in an hour.
Edit: my knee started hurting, so I walked the last part. I'm back now and nothing seems to have happened. This either means something momentous has happened that the public is not allowed knowledge of, or that I have lost the baton of heaven (get it? Like mandate of heaven, but it's a relay race because I'm running. It's contrived, but it's the best I could think of)
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Ah fuck, Susan caught a stray. This is what I get for not finishing my runs!
Edit: oh wait Susan sucked, I forgot that. I have no idea what this means then. If I had run longer, would more people have died? Only one way to figure it out I guess
It's a sign that you need to keep running
(But also be sure to rest to heal your knee)
Gonna give myself a few rest days and then go for a long run. I'll try focusing my mind on a specific person while running, maybe that will help.
Imagine I run a marathon with the sole motivation being the death of Jeff Bezos. One can dream
Make sure you have their image in your head so you don't mix up someone with the same name lol
We found the deathnote lmao
Egon, we're gonna need a lot more running out of you