The parent teasing will not stop even if you're sapphic
You're viewing a single thread.
The dream Dad joke if your kid comes out is “HI GAY I’M DAD” followed by laughing uncontrollably at your own joke. If you get the “Dad I’m serious” into “Serious? I thought you were gay?” you immediately ascend to Dad heaven.
That truly does sound like heaven getting to bust some serious dad jokes like that