Global Internet Self-Destructs After Having to Livestream Kid Rock RNC Performance
Global Internet Self-Destructs After Having to Livestream Kid Rock RNC Performance
thehardtimes.net Global Internet Self-Destructs After Having to Livestream Kid Rock RNC Performance
Microsoft officials revealed the global internet outage affecting airlines and critical infrastructure systems around the world was caused when the computer programs running the software self-destructed because they were forced to livestream Kid Rock’s RNC performance.
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I thought this was a satire community, not a normal news community
You missed it the satire is suggesting that kid rock caused the crowdstrike shutdown that ground I.T. across the nation to a halt. Check out the people stranded in Mexico partying in the airport because they couldn't fly.