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A catered quiet night alone sounds pretty dope actually.
32 1 ReplyWaiter comes up with a tray: pig in a blanket?
Me half stoned laying in bed: the fuck did you call me?
19 0 ReplyAnother one comes around to gather your empty champagne glasses…
“This one’s still full, want me to leave it?”
“Nah, you can dump it. I wasn’t up for going to the toilet after being called a pig in a blanket…”
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Catering companies would love to bring you food for 10 people and the plates to keep it warm for your quiet night alone. All you gotta do is pay.
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