Choose your difficulty
Choose your difficulty
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Australia has a somewhat threadbare welfare state, though is more of a social democracy than the UK. And snakes and spiders are easier to avoid than Tories.
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You are several orders of magnitude more likely to be killed by another human than an animal or insert in Australia.
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Well that just makes sense.
Through selection pressures the only surviving Australians are highly venomous.
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Have you ever been fucked up by an Emu?
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Trick question, Emus don't leave behind survivors. Or witnesses.
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They leave witnesses.
They just trust the drop bears to hold up their end of the bargain.
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