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If Disney Movies were on the alignment chart

The movie itself, not the main character

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  • Aladdin is a classic chaotic good (almost everyone) vs lawful evil (Jaffar) story. It should be on here

    • How is Aladdin good? He's a 35 year old "orphan" that's also a thief, while still being fit enough to work, who's trying to woo a 16 year old girl through lies and deception.

      The Sultan is clearly an incompetent ruler and most of the socioeconomic inequalities of the kingdom are his fault. Probably Jaffar has to balance everything to keep the city afloat.

      And the princess is wrong: Prince Ahmed is a piece of ass. Wouldn't mind bathing his bloody sweaty body with my tongue after a one-sided massacre.

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