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I would go with 5 watt laser pointer. I would roleplay as a wizard.
There is a book called Off To Be the Wizard by Scott Meyer that is basically this and it's hysterical.
How would you play wizard with a laser pointer (with no way to recharge when the battery ran out)?
Like miracles I would do it in a few times only during my lifetime. The rest would be just me roleplaying/bullshitting my way to becoming a noble. Maybe along the way create a crude battery.
If you're lucky to have a laser with charging circuit and port for power you just need to build a generator. Still difficult from scratch but feasible
As long as you have copper/lead/zinc and sulfur, you can make batteries to charge your stuff. The baghdad battery is several thousand years old.
It seems like they need another dose of awe. I haven't needed to do this in a few years.
Button clicks softly. Button clicks softly. Button clicks softly several times...
Ummm, what's going on here? It should have plebtky of juice left. I haven't used it in ages!
Metal grinding on metal.
Shit... The battery is corroded!
Voices from outside
Burn him! Burn the witch!