One of my favorite YouTubers that does a ton of drinks from games and movies has a series called "Cursed Cocktails" where he makes and tried this. It's really entertaining.
Maybe I'm crazy, but I feel like I wouldn't mind Beef Fizz too much. You just have to think about it like a soup. Why is soup not gross but beef fizz is? Dunno.
When I first heard him say the ingredients, my mind thought of molasses and I was like "well that sounds delicious". I realized my cognitive error shortly thereafter
I wonder if you could find low sodium condensed broth; I imagine that would alleviate a lot of the unpleasantness. Because otherwise I also was pretty curious about the actual taste of the beverage