DM with malicious intent
DM with malicious intent
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"I pet the cat mimic with my other arm"
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Dude.. I'm laying in bed between my son and cat right now. He's playing Marvel on Switch, I just made him look at this pic. Meanwhile, my arm is around the cat, petting her. She suddenly bites me while we're looking at pic. I reprimand and continue petting. Bites again. I reprimand and stop petting. Pause, resume petting in spite of angry tail in peripheral vision. Child applauds cat for getting me good while saying the pic is sick. I read your comment. I am living your comment. I would not have second guessed my current petting mimic if I hadn't read your comment. Pets biting cat again.
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You’re probably infected with T. Gondii. Not sure how to make this a cute comment, so here’s this face :3
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Ohh hell yeah. Like 1k% for sure. Like a race of hypnotoads in our fucking homes
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Cats don't carry it hereditarily, they have to be infected and it's usually because they're outdoor cats.
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The only reasonable response to such a situation.
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