It's all fun and games until you try to use Linux and spend 3 months trying to figure out how to do something like setting up digital 5.1 audio or how to get your graphics drivers to actually work properly
Not plausible. You are either lying or lack the skill and experience for handling your system, the latter of which would be okay if you were to admit it.
"git gud", the exact rhetoric that causes people to stay away from Linux and in the hands of Microsoft despite them making their products worse year over year
It's only natural, really.
When you get used to putting the brainpower into learning it as if it were breakfast, you feel frustrated when someone comes around putting a tenth of the effort and acting like the world is weighing on them.
Then you tend to forget that most people choose something else to put that effort into, same as they forget that you chose this.