Ikr I wanna laugh at this and I guess I still can, but my brain keeps going back to this! And also who puts like... a slice of cheese that only partially covers the white bread and that's how they eat?? With Nothing else?. I just don't wanna comprehend a world where that's a thing I guess.
I dunno, those buttholes get cleaned pretty thoroughly multiple times a day. Probably more thoroughly than most human buttholes. Might actually be cleaner than the window sill.
Yeah, I don't think anyone is preparing food there. People can be more or less sensitive about the cleanliness of surfaces they put their own food on and it's ok.