3 Expert Shoemakers Say Ron DeSantis Is Probably Wearing Height Boosters
3 Expert Shoemakers Say Ron DeSantis Is Probably Wearing Height Boosters
The internet has questions about the governor’s boots. So I asked the experts.
Is this important journalism? No way. Is it funny as shit? I think so.
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When I read things like this I have to think about Randy Newman's Short People. Ben Shapino also comes to mind...
Short people got no reason
Short people got no reason
Short people got no reason to liiiiive
They got little hands, little eyes
They walk around tellin' great big lies
They got little noses and tiny little teeth
They wear platform shoes on their nasty little feet
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Every time I see this stuff about ronnie's high heels situation, Cheech & Chong's Earache My Eye pops into mind (since he's so anti-trans, I guess?)
My basketball coach He just kicked me off the team For wearing high heeled sneakers And acting like a queeeeeeeeeeeen...