Pets
Pets
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I would totally be happy being a robot's pet. I bet they'd give me a great gaming PC if I promised not to pee on the sofa.
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Nah, my luck I end up adopted by some redneck robot, like the ones that build trucks or something, and I have to live chained to a tree, sleeping in an old tractor tire.
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if I promised not to pee on the sofa.
There's always some over the top requirements!
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Well there are other ways to mark my territory, to be fair.
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We didn't invent Cheetos stains for nothing. It's a strong marker.
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Yeah less fun ways!
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Or more fun ways. Like cumming on the sofa.
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Found JD Vance’s Lemmy account!
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27 comments