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FiveMacs @lemmy.ca

4w ago

Make Bash Great Again!!

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Make BASH born again
- Bourne…
  
  Born Again Bourne Again SHell..
  BABASH is arriving
  
  BABASH includes the following changes from bash:
  The kill command has been replaced by baptise and exorcise. baptise prevents a program from spawning a daemon, and exorcise terminates daemons.
  All quoting must be annotated with a bible verse number
  Due to manpage shenanigans with touch, touch has been renamed to exalt. Attempting to access the manpage for touch will be reported.
  Using pipelines will no longer do clean up for the user
  
  mount is supplicate
  rev is now reverence
  head is divine
  tail is divination
  gawk is peer
  man is saint
  systemd is a-system
  join is marriage
  If you have any questions or remarks, take them to god in prayer. We will pray for your forgiveness
  
  sed is sosayeth
  cut is briss
  grep is grab

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