Mushrooms are awesome

i know it's a joke but

A: ask a professional first.

still unsure?

• smell it, if it smells alright, proceed
• cut off a little piece, put it in your elbow and wait at least 8h
• if all is good, take another little piece, cook it and touch your lips with it, wait a few minutes, put it on your tongue, again wait a few minutes
• if all is good, take another little piece, chew it, wait a few minutes
• if all is good, eat that little piece, and wait at least 8h
• if all is good, eat a bigger piece, wait at least 8h
• if all is good it's probably safe, well, it's not outright poisonous, but if it has any long term effects or only a certain amount gives bad effects then oh boy (like for example psybiocyn might not be very apparent if you only eat a little bit, chomp down an entire shroom though? hope you cooked it well or you're going to be in for an impromptu trip that usually lasts ~6-8h)

if at any step you noticed a bad thing happening - don't eat it

this is a general guide and i'm not a professional so like, don't blame the internet stranger if something goes wrong.

oh also - it doesn't work for the destroying angel, you have to memorise how that mf looks exactly and avoid it like hell - because if you eat as much as half a cap that's where it'll send you, hell, by melting your organs. there is no antidote and the symptoms can start as late as 24h after digestion. the only way we figured out how to keep those who ate it alive is heavy treatments, filtering their blood (liver and kidneys go first), and transplants. whenever i remember the destroying angel exists, i thank whatever god there may be that i just do not like mushrooms in general