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Crispy porchetta with roast vegetables and gravy, followed by a pavlova with strawberries and passionfruit topping please Chef. Champagne to drink. And an antacid tablet and a nice dark place to sleep it all off.
instructions to chef
Put those toasted cheese sandwiches down immediately! I don't care if they have pickles in them, you MUST have a proper meal.
It would please you to know that Chef is having a variety of burgers four meals in a row, and is enjoying a nice cold pineapple sundae before work starts
Thank you for the delicious lunch. Still, hrrrmph. I'm not sure you're eating properly. The pineapple sundae sounds very nice though. Will remember that one for tomorrow.
Unfortunately, I then also charged him a ๐ฆช ๐ฆช delivery fee. And my accountant said tax office said they needed their cut too so, successfully picked up the package of ๐ชจ!
Understandable. But you wanting oysters delivered to Santa who has the ability to create human flesh eating monsters with his coal... Sounds like something is afoot and I want in.
One full Christmas roast with all the trimmings please. In a massive serving size far larger than one person should eat so that I can eat it all anyway and then spend the rest of the day complaining that I am too full.