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Aren't Java and JavaScript the same anyway?
Java is to JavaScript as car is to carpet.
I once told my boss that when I advertised as being a java dev when he was wondering why I was having a hard time with JS. He still didn't get it and thought one was a subset of the other. I had to explain to him that you don't drive your carpet to work, they are infact different and only share some letters in common.
One takes you places, the other is a nasty dirt magnet. Which one is which is entirely subjective.
Touche.
A flying nasty dirt magnet that takes you places.
So basically JavaScript with TypeScript.
Oh that carpet is going to be definitively dirtier afterwards lol.
I'm sure he'll clean the rug.
that's clever!
Yeah. And Vim and VSCode are one product, as well, if configured correctly.
And why is the Ubuntu logo even on here?!
I joke!
I'm joking. I'm a fully indoctrinated member of the cult of Debian. I'm actually one of the eleven people who care that there are differences between Debian an Ubuntu. And I have a shirt that expresses how much I hate Snaps.
But I bet you don't have a shirt that condemns systemd, you casual!
Systems just works. I like it
Lol. That's true. I couldn't find one in my size.
I didn't get the joke until I read this and took another look.
No. JavaScript doesn't have types. Java and TypeScript are the same though.
Kotlin is much closer to Typescript than Java.
But typescript is not real OO, it's a meta language trying to make javascript useable, so basically typescript isn't like anything.
I'd say C# and Java are the same 🥶🥶🙏🙏