there's a small part of me that wonders if it's all an elaborate bit by an incredibly bored billionaire. Like he just sits there and is like "how annoying can I be today?"
He's literally never had a normal relationship in his life. Everyone either worships him or hates him. And instead of looking to why he can't find authenticity or comfort in others he decides to beg for attention like a dog, both on Twitter with his shit tier humor and in real life among the other boug who have no reason to like him as a person.