Why are people politicizing Peanut the Squirrel
Why are people politicizing Peanut the Squirrel
Can't we mourn the loss of a furry friend without bringing up immigration? I have lost so much faith in humanity. Nothing is pure and sacred anymore.
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I think its more a comment about having the police resources to go kill some guys squirrel but not deal with other shit. But at the end of the day its one squirrel the Superbowl kills 4billion chickens just for wings.
Superb Owls kill squirrels too. Not just chickens.
Is it bad that I can't tell whether 4 billion chickens is an exaggeration?
https://www.nationalchickencouncil.org/americans-to-eat-1-45-billion-chicken-wings-for-the-big-game/
according to the National chicken council (glad I get to say that), that isn't exaggeration.
Americans are eating 1.4 billion wings, and there are a few hundred million people all making individual grocery decisions; there's not some big super Bowl robot that goes around murdering chickens, regardless of how cool an episode of Aqua teen hunger Force that would be.
The fucking national chicken council. Whats the council president called? chief cock?
Walkiest Cock
I can't seem to find The National Chicken Councilβs 2024 Wing Report to view how they counted a wing. The wing of a chicken consists of 2 muscle groups which are usually divided and sold as 'wings.' Each chicken would (usually) have 4 such wings; meaning it's only 362.5 million chickens. Even if they're counting whole wings it's only 725 million chickens. 4 billion does seem to be an exaggeration.
Americans generally eat excessive amounts of meat.
Should I respond to this with a your mom joke? I feel like your post might need a your mom joke.
Are... are you... talking shit about bacon?!
Bacon is not meat.
Bacon is pure glory.
But I can see how you would make that mistake.
I mean, I did not want to use mean words, hence why I said Americans. But after today I guess I don't have to be nice anymore. Fucking greasy lards!