The Development of the Turbo-Encabulator By J. H. Quick
For a number of years now, work has been proceeding in order to bring perfection to the crudely conceived idea of a machine
that would not only supply inverse reactive current for use in unilateral phase detractors, but would also be capable of
automatically synchronizing cardinal grammeters. Such a machine is the „Turbo-Encabulator.“ Basically, the only new
principle involved is that instead of power being generated by the relative motion of conductors and fluxes, it is produced by
the modial interaction of magneto-reluctance and capacitive directance.
The original machine has a base-plate of prefabulated amulite, surmounted by a malleable logarithmic casing in such a way
that the two spurving bearings were in a direct line with the pentametric fan. The latter consisted simply of six hydrocoptic
marzelvanes, so fitted to the ambifacient lunar waneshaft that side fumbling was effectively prevented. The main winding
was of the normal lotus-o-delta type placed in panendermic semiboloid slots in the stator, every seventh conductor being
connected by anon-reversible tremie pipe to the differential girdlespring on the „up“ end of the grammeters.
Forty-one manestically spaced grouting brushes were arranged to feed into the rotor slip-stream a mixture of high S-value
phenylhydrobenzamine and five percent reminative tetryliodohexamine. Both of these liquids have specific pericosities given
by P=2.5C n 6.7 where n is the diathetical evolute of retrograde temperature phase disposition and C is Cholmondeley’s
annular grillage coefficient. Initially, n was measured with the aid of a matapolar refractive pilfrometer (for a description of
this ingenious instrument, see L.E. Rumpelverstein in „Zeitschrift für Elektrotechnistatischs-Donnerblitze,“ vol vii), but up to
the present date nothing has been found to equal the transcendental hopper dadoscope. (See „Proceedings of the
Peruvian Academy of Skatological Sciences,“ June, 1914).
Electrical engineers will appreciate the difficulty of nubing together a regurgitative purwell and a supramitive
wennelsprocket. Indeed, this proved to be a stumbling block to further development until, in 1942, it was found
that the use of anhydrous nangling pins enabled a kryptonastic boiling shim to be tankered.
The early attempts to construct a sufficiently robust spiral decommutator failed largely because of a lack of
appreciation of the large quasi-piestic stresses in the gremlin studs; the latter were specially designed to hold the
roffit bars to the spamshaft. When, however, it was discovered that wending could be prevented by a simple
addition to the living sockets, almost perfect running was secured.
The operating point is maintained as near as possible to the h.f. rem peak by constantly fromaging the
bitumogenous spandrels. This is a distinct advance on the standard nivelsheave in that no dramcock oil is
required after the phase detractors have remissed.
Undoubtedly, the turbo-encabulator has now reached a very high level of technical development. It has been
successfully used for operating nofer trunnions. In addition, whenever a barescent skor motion is required, it may
be employed in conjunction with a drawn reciprocating dingle arm to reduce sinusoidal depleneration.
I only discovered encabulation is a thing like a month or two ago and it's been life-changing, I've seen the original paper but finding videos on youtube is like a treasure trove. The Chrysler version is probably my favorite I've seen, entirely because of the tech guy that the video switches over to for the second half.
The SANS ICS HyperEncabulator video is also really special. The throwback "I don't understand you" scene at 1:53, I can't even make out most of what he's saying but somehow the delivery and the grin get me every time I watch it.
I've found it out by chance after watching The Patriot tv show.
There is a company sales man who really give masterful full non-sense and cryptic sale pitches, and I suspect thhese were probably encambulator inspired