I think you might look like the Pope. But there's no real way for me to know. Just saying, there aren't a lot of bidets in the US and toilet paper is definitely lower tech.
US has tipping, gerrymandering, male circumcision, & other weird tendencies. Washing your butt with water is even older, maybe even ‘no tech’. Regardless, you owe yourself to install some option for yourself. 😀