Unfortunately, they haven't had my favorite pinot noir there for the past 55 years.
Edit: Is joke. Lyrics to Hotel California: "So I called up the Captain, 'Please bring me my wine.' He said, 'We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.'"
I had edited my comment. It originally said 7-11 doesn't sell wine (at all), but I realized the lyrics needed more specificity for the joke to hit harder.