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I'm working on a screenplay for a remake of Castaway, but I'm considering not using a volleyball this time. Give me your best casting ideas for which inanimate object should play Wilson.

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  • couch cushion

    • This is inexplicably the best answer yet. Everyone else is working so hard to think outside the box that the box is inside-out.

      • Plus, now you can include a love scene.

        • I have absolutely zero interest in making this movie political.

          • Then I’d go with airplane seat cushion instead.

            • The couch cushion works fine. Couch cushions appear in real-life situations all the time and simply having one in the movie cannot be construed as making a statement on the kind of conduct that we as a nation are willing to accept from our vice-presidential candidates.

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