There's more evidence supporting Biden not stealing the 2020 election than there is JD Vance not having a sexual encounter with a couch.
Okay I feel like I'd be more sympathetic if I knew what kind of couch it is. If it was something like a hideous faux-suede Ashley's sectional, straight to the gas chambers, but if I'm supposed to be shaming this man for a little d’homme à Canapé leather lovin' with an original chrome-spec Le Corbusier, then I won't take part in your witch hunt.
I misjudged Vance. Who could resist that?
Vagina couch is full of vaginas.
No offense but I’d rather stick my dick in a twelve thousand dollar escort instead of a twelve thousand dollar couch.
But can you sit on the escort after making sweet, sweet love to it? Checkmate, athiest
If I paid them twelve thousand bucks I’d better be able to do whatever I want.
You could, you just have to pay extra for that.