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Clearly the only solution is to get a piss-freak of a partner who'll guzzle down a bladderful of piss directly from the source so you don't have to leave the bed
Totally unrelated to this but I'd just like to share the fact that my mouth is velvety soft
Is it really unrelated? Heard piss softens the mouth.
Pee-bottles have made my disabled life so much better.
Or just sleep on a toilet
A convex waterproof mattress with channels that empty into a chamber pot might work. Could test for science.
I'd go all in and get the plumbing
OK then repurpose an air hockey table and just let it osmosis into a drain below 👌
Then it could filter back into drinking water for when you wake up thirsty
That an idea
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