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- Cats can NOT be vegan!
Have you ever heard someone describe their cat as "magical"? They weren't being hyperbolic.
You see, cats are obligate carnivores. This is a kind of animal whose metabolism runs on magic. Their digestive systems use clairvoyance to determine whether the meal they're eating came from another animal. Nutrients have nothing to do with it -- if you try to feed them lab-synthesized taurine, the ancient curse laid upon their kind by the Egyptian sorcerers who bound them all those millennia ago will lay waste to all mankind.
Bet you feel stupid now, huh? Checkmate, vegoons.
- They're Usually Shredded Alive Rule :(
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.ml/post/17066438
> They're usually shredded alive almost immediately because they're seen as "waste" since they don't lay eggs > > For some more context: > > Why the egg industry 'shreds' baby chicks alive (NSFL)
- Ethical Hunter Throws Duck He Shot Back Into Sky
How responsible of them! They are a hero to me, what am I saying, to the vegan cause!
- Strong feelings of a strong man
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.vg/post/57262
> Strong feelings of a strong man
- Can't drink water as a vegan any more :/ Even if we're made up of water :/ Sorry ://///
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.vg/post/44513
> Can't drink water as a vegan any more :/ Even if we're made up of water :/ Sorry ://///
- Oh no! I forgot the open Oat Milk in the Freezer for 3 Months, Anyway
I remembered how nasty cooking was with all the grease and smells. Now its just Tofu, yummy
- "Instead of meat, I eat veggies and pussy"... What an opening line to a song
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- Basically every post on main sub
Basically every post on main sub https://reddit.com/r/vegancirclejerk/comments/19fhufu/basically\_every\_post\_on\_main\_sub/ @vegancirclejerk
- Why are vegans always so annoying?
Why are vegans always so annoying? https://reddit.com/r/vegancirclejerk/comments/19etmql/why\_are\_vegans\_always\_so\_annoying/ @vegancirclejerk
- Bruh, not even IV's are safe 😭
Bruh, not even IV's are safe 😭 https://reddit.com/r/vegancirclejerk/comments/19eavrf/bruh\_not\_even\_ivs\_are\_safe/ @vegancirclejerk
- AITA for killing my dog and eating it even if it had a good life?
AITA for killing my dog and eating it even if it had a good life? https://reddit.com/r/vegancirclejerk/comments/19edokq/aita\_for\_killing\_my\_dog\_and\_eating\_it\_even\_if\_it/ @vegancirclejerk
- When will the vegans learn to stay away from any city that sells pizza?? 😔
When will the vegans learn to stay away from any city that sells pizza?? 😔 https://reddit.com/r/vegancirclejerk/comments/19duew8/when\_will\_the\_vegans\_learn\_to\_stay\_away\_from\_any/ @vegancirclejerk