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- Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Touchwww.smbc-comics.com Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Touch
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Touch
<br><br>Click here to go see the bonus panel!<p>Hovertext:<br>The deepest cut is when he pets his cat, raised from kittenhood for 10 years, and nothing happens.</p><br>Today's News:<br> https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/touch This was posted by a bot that monitors an RSS feed and re-posts to Lemmy. If you do not appreciate this comment, block this account and you will no longer see it. If you notice an error or abuse, please notify sysop@nom.mom
- Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Multiversewww.smbc-comics.com Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Multiverse
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Multiverse
<br><br>Click here to go see the bonus panel!<p>Hovertext:<br>The reverse middle finger in the last panel is the deepest cut.</p><br>Today's News:<br> undefined
- Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Dustwww.smbc-comics.com Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Dust
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Dust
<br><br>Click here to go see the bonus panel!<p>Hovertext:<br>So you'll eat a chicken that does this but you won't marry a HUMAN BEING who does? That's called hypocrisy.</p><br>Today's News:<br> undefined
- Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Mechanismwww.smbc-comics.com Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Mechanism
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Mechanism
<br><br>Click here to go see the bonus panel!<p>Hovertext:<br>People who say microeconomics isn't useful in real life are simply not being creative enough.</p><br>Today's News:<br> undefined
- Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Sonnetwww.smbc-comics.com Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Sonnet
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Sonnet
<br><br>Click here to go see the bonus panel!<p>Hovertext:<br>The total effacement of selfhood is bad but the corn is very sweet.</p><br>Today's News:<br> undefined
- Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Relatablewww.smbc-comics.com Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Relatable
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Relatable
<br><br>Click here to go see the bonus panel!<p>Hovertext:<br>This comic will become way MORE relatable after the apocalypse when everyone urgently needs potatos. It's what you call playing the long game.</p><br>Today's News:<br> <p>A second starred review for A City on Mars - this one from Publisher's Weekly.</p> undefined
- Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Productivitywww.smbc-comics.com Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Productivity
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Productivity
<br><br>Click here to go see the bonus panel!<p>Hovertext:<br>I wonder if this is the source of the protestant work ethic?</p><br>Today's News:<br> <p>narf</p> undefined
- Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Theodicywww.smbc-comics.com Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Theodicy
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Theodicy
<br><br>Click here to go see the bonus panel!<p>Hovertext:<br>On the other hand, the prompt verbal response is highly appreciated.</p><br>Today's News:<br> undefined
- Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Challengewww.smbc-comics.com Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Challenge
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Challenge
<br><br>Click here to go see the bonus panel!<p>Hovertext:<br>Later bean guy makes a fortune selling cans of beans with his label on them. People who hate him are 60% of his audience. He goes on to a university position in media studies. </p><br>Today's News:<br> undefined
- Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Cargowww.smbc-comics.com Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Cargo
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Cargo
<br><br>Click here to go see the bonus panel!<p>Hovertext:<br>No giving birth until these planks are perfectly plumb!</p><br>Today's News:<br> undefined
- Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Consultationwww.smbc-comics.com Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Consultation
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Consultation
<br><br>Click here to go see the bonus panel!<p>Hovertext:<br>Do you smoke? Only the purest crack.</p><br>Today's News:<br> undefined
- Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Pronouncewww.smbc-comics.com Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Pronounce
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Pronounce
<br><br>Click here to go see the bonus panel!<p>Hovertext:<br>Engish is easy. No conjugation - you just have to memorize 50,000 words and you're good.</p><br>Today's News:<br> undefined
- Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Proteinwww.smbc-comics.com Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Protein
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Protein
<br><br>Click here to go see the bonus panel!<p>Hovertext:<br>If demand is high enough, SMBC will reorient all business around the production of nugs.</p><br>Today's News:<br> <p><br></p> undefined
- Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Cueswww.smbc-comics.com Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Cues
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Cues
<br><br>Click here to go see the bonus panel!<p>Hovertext:<br>At some point I realized it'd be more accurate for me to say I understand 98% of social cues, but the 2% is where all the important ones are.</p><br>Today's News:<br> <p>In case you missed it, I've been posting some old well-liked SMBCs to instagram, which currently appears to be the least evil social media channel?</p> undefined
- Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Feelingswww.smbc-comics.com Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Feelings
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Feelings
<br><br>Click here to go see the bonus panel!<p>Hovertext:<br>Also, self-destructiveness stops being attractive some time around age 22, but for some reason people keep doing it.</p><br>Today's News:<br> undefined
- Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Veiledwww.smbc-comics.com Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Veiled
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Veiled
<br><br>Click here to go see the bonus panel!<p>Hovertext:<br>Weirdly, evil Kant requires you to lie to save people from murderers.</p><br>Today's News:<br> undefined
- Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Watchmenwww.smbc-comics.com Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Watchmen
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Watchmen
<br><br>Click here to go see the bonus panel!<p>Hovertext:<br>The really tough part is when the company consolidates and you have to do all the jobs at once.</p><br>Today's News:<br> <p>Hey geeks! You can enter to win a free copy of my new book here!</p> undefined
- Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Therapywww.smbc-comics.com Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Therapy
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Therapy
<br><br>Click here to go see the bonus panel!<p>Hovertext:<br>The really cool thing is that those are cargo sandals, to match the cargo socks, cargo pants, cargo shirt.</p><br>Today's News:<br> undefined
- Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Im
<br><br>Click here to go see the bonus panel!<p>Hovertext:<br>Is it time? Is it time for the all etymology jokes compendium?</p><br>Today's News:<br> undefined
- Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Ritewww.smbc-comics.com Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Rite
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Rite
<br><br>Click here to go see the bonus panel!<p>Hovertext:<br>What's really irritating is the way some of them live lives of quiet desperation which is a thing our people have been doing for generations.</p><br>Today's News:<br> <p>Thanks everyone. Some day I will stop being surprised by how willing my readers are to go in a totally new direction with my on an almost yearly basis. I hope you feel your money is well-spent.</p><p>Zach</p> undefined
- Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Co-Opwww.smbc-comics.com Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Co-Op
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Co-Op
<br><br>Click here to go see the bonus panel!<p>Hovertext:<br>It's a little unfair that he always has God mode switched on, though.</p><br>Today's News:<br> <p>Final 4 hours. So relieved to stop posting about it.</p> undefined
- Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Last Day
<br><br>Click here to go see the bonus panel!<p>Hovertext:<br>Please click the annoying ad so I can make more books and then make more annoying ads.</p><br>Today's News:<br> <p><3</p> undefined
- Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Lookwww.smbc-comics.com Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Look
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Look
<br><br>Click here to go see the bonus panel!<p>Hovertext:<br>Spiderina Ravendark and I are in LOVE</p><br>Today's News:<br> <p>Last chance!</p> undefined
- Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Springtimewww.smbc-comics.com Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Springtime
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Springtime
<br><br>Click here to go see the bonus panel!<p>Hovertext:<br>Finally an uplifting SMBC.</p><br>Today's News:<br> <p>Last chance to get signed books and free audiobooks by Phil Plait and Gretchen McCulloch!</p> undefined
- Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Dreadwww.smbc-comics.com Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Dread
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Dread
<br><br>Click here to go see the bonus panel!<p>Hovertext:<br>Humans all just get called FC, like it's their initials.</p><br>Today's News:<br> <p>Last 72 hours!</p> undefined
- Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Medievalwww.smbc-comics.com Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Medieval
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Medieval
<br><br>Click here to go see the bonus panel!<p>Hovertext:<br>Is this the one that finally gets all the hatemail? Is it time?</p><br>Today's News:<br> <p>Final 4 days!</p> undefined
- Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Postwww.smbc-comics.com Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Post
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Post
<a href="https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/post"><img src="https://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/1691333540-20230806.png" /><br /><br />Click here to go see the bonus panel!</a><p>Hovertext:<br/>Someday I'm gonna have a book in which the comic sounds like it's going to become controversial and then goes all in on stupid.</p><br />Today's News:<br /><!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional//EN" "http://www.w3.org/TR/REC-html40/loose.dtd"> <p><a href="https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/weiner/the-universe-abridged-beyond-the-point-of-usefulness?ref=6vghse" target="_blank">Final week!</a></p>
- Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Never hadwww.smbc-comics.com Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Never had
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Never had
<a href="https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/never-had"><img src="https://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/1691251279-20230805.png" /><br /><br />Click here to go see the bonus panel!</a><p>Hovertext:<br/>It later turns out that airborne carcinogens slow global warming, so everything is fine.</p><br />Today's News:<br />
- Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Nag
<a href="https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/nag"><img src="https://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/1691155155-nag.png" /><br /><br />Click here to go see the bonus panel!</a><p>Hovertext:<br/>Thanks everyone. Social media is finally swallowing the whole Internet, so being able to shift to making books my major source of revenue is looking like the best path. Unfortunately, social media doesn't like people linking outside the walled garden. So, here we are!</p><br />Today's News:<br /><!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional//EN" "http://www.w3.org/TR/REC-html40/loose.dtd"> <p><a href="https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/weiner/the-universe-abridged-beyond-the-point-of-usefulness?ref=6vghse" target="_blank">Or click here!</a></p>
- Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Templewww.smbc-comics.com Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Temple
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Temple
<a href="https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/temple"><img src="https://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/1691155104-20230804.gif" /><br /><br />Click here to go see the bonus panel!</a><p>Hovertext:<br/>Let us rise and make similar noises!</p><br />Today's News:<br />
- Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Rammedwww.smbc-comics.com Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Rammed
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Rammed
<a href="https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/rammed"><img src="https://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/1691065989-20230803.png" /><br /><br />Click here to go see the bonus panel!</a><p>Hovertext:<br/>Bam, alignment solved. Earth should join my patreon as a thankyou.</p><br />Today's News:<br /><!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional//EN" "http://www.w3.org/TR/REC-html40/loose.dtd"> <p><a href="https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/weiner/the-universe-abridged-beyond-the-point-of-usefulness?ref=6vghse" target="_blank">Just 8 more days!</a></p>
- Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Gamewww.smbc-comics.com Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Game
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Game
<a href="https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/game-4"><img src="https://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/1690975629-20230802.png" /><br /><br />Click here to go see the bonus panel!</a><p>Hovertext:<br/>Some of the kids in my family once invented a version where you had to get one of each color in order to get through the final step, mathematically guaranteeing the game could never end. The didn't mind at all. I feel like there's a lesson here that I am too old to understand.</p><br />Today's News:<br />
- Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Paradigmwww.smbc-comics.com Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Paradigm
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Paradigm
<a href="https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/paradigm"><img src="https://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/1690563347-20230728.png" /><br /><br />Click here to go see the bonus panel!</a><p>Hovertext:<br/>There's no turning back. We live in the same world as this joke now, and always will.</p><br />Today's News:<br /><!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional//EN" "http://www.w3.org/TR/REC-html40/loose.dtd"> <p>Hey friends, social media makes it impossible to reach my own readers. But you, the RSS reader have the ability to check out my <a href="https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/weiner/the-universe-abridged-beyond-the-point-of-usefulness?ref=6vghse" target="_blank">new book launch</a>.</p>
- Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Grandfather Paradoxwww.smbc-comics.com Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Grandfather Paradox
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Grandfather Paradox
<a href="https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/grandfather-paradox"><img src="https://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/1690643914-20230729.png" /><br /><br />Click here to go see the bonus panel!</a><p>Hovertext:<br/>Panel three is my contribution to World Literature.</p><br />Today's News:<br /><!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional//EN" "http://www.w3.org/TR/REC-html40/loose.dtd"> <p><a href="https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/weiner/the-universe-abridged-beyond-the-point-of-usefulness?ref=6vghse" target="_blank">We hit 2000 backers</a>! Announcement of new free stuff incoming.</p>
- Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Focuswww.smbc-comics.com Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Focus
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Focus
<a href="https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/focus-3"><img src="https://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/1690808533-acom_bonus6.png" /><br /><br />Click here to go see the bonus panel!</a><p>Hovertext:<br/>Thanks, geeks! Click for the info. Also, in case you missed it, buyers get a free audiobook version read by massive dorkwad Phil Plait.</p><br />Today's News:<br />
- Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Transporterwww.smbc-comics.com Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Transporter
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Transporter
<a href="https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/transporter-2"><img src="https://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/1690733644-20230730.png" /><br /><br />Click here to go see the bonus panel!</a><p>Hovertext:<br/>Ironically, I'm reading the new Derek Parfit biography as I post this.</p><br />Today's News:<br />
- Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Scribewww.smbc-comics.com Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Scribe
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Scribe
<a href="https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/scribe"><img src="https://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/1690808439-20230731.png" /><br /><br />Click here to go see the bonus panel!</a><p>Hovertext:<br/>You'll be tempted to hit the printer, but then it might leak blood on your tablets.</p><br />Today's News:<br />
- Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Solutionwww.smbc-comics.com Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Solution
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Solution
<a href="https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/solution-2"><img src="https://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/1690890636-20230801.png" /><br /><br />Click here to go see the bonus panel!</a><p>Hovertext:<br/>Other dilemmas take a few billion years, but they all work out eventually.</p><br />Today's News:<br /><!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional//EN" "http://www.w3.org/TR/REC-html40/loose.dtd"> <p><a href="https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/weiner/the-universe-abridged-beyond-the-point-of-usefulness?ref=6vghse" target="_blank">Just 10 more days!</a></p>
- Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Snow Whitewww.smbc-comics.com Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Snow White
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Snow White
<a href="https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/snow-white-3"><img src="https://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/1690464562-20230727.png" /><br /><br />Click here to go see the bonus panel!</a><p>Hovertext:<br/>I'm just saying, Disney, I am married to a parasitologist and the tick people really want accuracy in the new movie. Call me.</p><br />Today's News:<br />
- Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Accidentwww.smbc-comics.com Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Accident
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Accident
<a href="https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/accident-2"><img src="https://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/1690387753-20230726.png" /><br /><br />Click here to go see the bonus panel!</a><p>Hovertext:<br/>The really distressing part wasn't the 3 hours spent yanking her cheeks, but the variations in pace from time to time.</p><br />Today's News:<br />