Look, you aint funny. Your life is just a joke.
I respectfully, don't care.
Hey, you there: Fuck off. And when you got there, fuck off from there too. Then fuck off some more. Keep fucking off until you get back there. Then fuck off again.
You have your entire life to be a buffoon. Why not take today off?
you sir, are the reason god created the middle finger.
Your family tree must be a cactus, because your all a bunch of pricks.
Don’t feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.
Why don't you check up on eBay and see if they have a life for sale.
I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you've never used it.
(Phone ringing)... Excuse me it's your village, they want their idiot back.
What are you going to do for a face when the baboon wants his butt back?
The tartness of your face sours ripe grapes.
I'd call you a cunt but you lack the depth and warmth.
You're kinda like Rapunzel except instead of letting down your hair you let down everyone in your life.
You star in 'Holy Fuck Who Gives A Shit'.
You are living proof that test-tube experiments can fail.
If being beautiful was a crime, you would be law abiding.
You’re the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard.
The sound of your piss hitting the urinal is feminine.
I hope you outlive your kids.
