You look like a before picture.
I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't get 7 cocks in my mouth.
Look here, you leaking Tide Pod...
You will be utterly forgotten.
If we evolved from apes you didn't evolve enough.
If i wanted my own comeback, I'd get it off your mother's chin.
If you shake your head right now, the little amount of brain cells would make the same sounds as a pair of maracas would.
The only thing that goes erect when I'm near you is my middle finger.
May I borrow your tweezers when you are done masturbating?
When you look in the mirror, say hi to the clown you see in there for me, would you?
So is there a specific reason youre a piece of Shit? OR does it just Run in the family ?
Next time you go out, take a sentient being with you.
The serial killer who bought you on the dark web took one look at you and asked for a refund
Of all the semen pumped into your mother, how the fuck did you win out?
In reply to some directed insult: Well, I’m just glad that my life isn’t as bad as it could be. I could be you.
Do you have to leave so soon? I was just about to poison the tea.
You are about as useful as a knitted condom.
