Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
After interviewing a particularly short-spoken job candidate, I described the person to my boss as rather monosyllabic. My boss said,
I was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase when the clerk noticed that I had never signed my name on the back of the credit card.
What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?
A hunter visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home.
A string walks into a bar and ask the waiter for a beer.
These are actual answers on a McDonald's application submitted by a 17 year old kid someplace in Florida. They actually hired him too. I think this kid's gonna go far...
A young man fell in a pit one day, and found a magic lamp with a genie inside of it
Junior had just received his brand new drivers license.
I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger,
If you walk into a forest and cut down a tree, but the tree doesn't understand why you cut it down,
A magician was driving down the street and then
What do you call a troublesome Canadian high schooler?
Why do bees hum?
Lack of Talent Contest Being Held for Next Batch of Mac Commercials
whats the differance between a camera and a sock???A camera takes photos and a sock takes 5 toes...
A man comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops down on the couch in front of the television, and tells his wife,
While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den.
Does anyone know what would happen if the earth rotated 30 times faster thanit does today ??We would get our paycheck everyday, and all women would bleed to death...
