A young man walked into the local welfare office, marched straight up to the counter and said,
A successful businessman flew to Vegas for a weekend to gamble.
A guy goes into a restaurant/lounge wearing a shirt open at the collarand is met by a bouncer who tells him he must wear a necktie to gain admission.
There were these three morticians talking about their greatest feats.
Knock Knock...
What did one snowman say to the other snow man?
Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist.
What do you get when you cross a bee and a sheep?
Why do bears have hairy coats?
They tried to make a diamond shaped like a duck.
My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco.
I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar the other night and said,
A guy sticks his head in the barber shop and asks,
Stolen Car A man walks out of a bar,
Two men went bear hunting
Man Sues Coffee Shop for Ice Mocha Mishap
Just read a few facts about frogs.
My wife has this weird OCD where she arranges the dinner plates by the year they were bought.
Why is math always sad?
