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Dude I can’t stand it anymore i can’t stand you fucking think it something little like this not happening i don’t care i don’t the thing is i can’t deal with people getting mad at me anymore I can’t stand having any more stress I had a full blown panic and mental breakdown that had made me super sick and I feel very shit so that you for making thing worse thank you

message source: RobXproGamer on discord (i didnt ask permission from him to post this

No, actually, that is not windows moment. The problem is not in windows - nor in microsoft - the problem is in software developers. Also, who are you to tell me how windows normally operates, in fact, you have never used it nor likely never will? All that aside, it's clear that you are trying to insult me by calling third party software bugs "windows moment" (as depicted by the text you have sent). I rather take your so-called "os limitations" as a security mechanism, implies that I am more safe and have a less issues in future than you. Next time you disagree, I recommend you try to come up with an actual critical system failure, or at least prepare yourself one for when necessary. Additionally, before you proceed with sending me "another average windows user" (admitting defeat), just understand that you would be further praising me, as a windows user is someone who is using their computer to do the things they really need and usually use industry-standard software. Furthermore, you would also be implying that I, spent money to use an operating system, have real technical support. So, not only are you implying that I am stable from being totally broken, you are also implying that I am secure and have official support, which, judging by; your lack of proper arguments your usage of childish and overused "windows bat cuz its bad" the amount of spare time you have to brainwash yourself 12 hours per day with OSS "culture"; you are neither intelligent, safe, or hardware-supported. Enjoy using so-called "free" clones of serious programs and lack of day-to-day features, as I use the original, licensed, stable software and get support straight from the developers. Carry on and have a pleasant day.

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