Yass Rule
Thanks, Reagan, you demented shitbag
Sticky fingers
Crassus is OP
He must have had a really big heart
"What did you say your name was, again?"
"Just some old junk I found in the attic, toss it in the trash compactor"
First Gaslighter of History
PILLAGE AND PLUNDER!
Fuck off, Jerry!
Of all the ways to go...
Heroes buried with heroes
Let me just copy your homework real quick
Some dating advice from Hesiod of ancient Greece
There's a fair dame for you out there somewhere, king
'Civilization' is a point of view, it would seem
... the good ol' days?
I guess people can believe anything
Atlantropa
Efficiency in memery