z500 @ z500 @startrek.website Posts 3Comments 375Joined 2 yr. ago
That's why I said it would only be kind of nice lol
If he absolutely must be elected president, it would be kind of nice if he kicked the bucket after just a few minutes in office
Anyone still experiencing stress by the end of the day WILL BE FIRED!!!!!
Vomit landed on: laundry basket.
Fuck yeah, give me some of those fantasy cheese wheels
She's banned because she flipped him on his back and huffed his belly
Help I'm trapped in a guitar
They live die
Monkey's paw: your teeth would also be as sensitive as the head of a penis
So embarrassing
I'm already 2 years older than Mozart was when he died, the fuck am I even doing with my life
This reminds me of how I used to eat a spoonful of chunky peanut butter and then add a glug of maple syrup
I can believe it when we can barely manage to spot an asteroid heading in our direction before it's basically whizzing past us
I love how he's in the show for all of two episodes and it's enough to make a meme format out of
Human tested, Vulcan approved
rule
I want to be a cat so I can be pampered, and lash out randomly and have people think it's cute
But I can still keep the dinosaur, right?
From the python docs:
Note that even in MULTILINE mode, re.match() will only match at the beginning of the string and not at the beginning of each line.
If you want to locate a match anywhere in string, use search() instead (see also search() vs. match()).