Why do we never tell secrets on a farm?
Why did the clock get kicked out of the library?
Why do people say "break a leg" before a performance?
Why do bananas never feel lonely?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
Why did the gardener plant a light bulb?
What did one wall say to the other wall?
Why don't ants get sick?
Why don't oysters donate to charity?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
How do you organize an outer space party?
Why did the math teacher open a bakery?
Why are ghosts terrible at telling lies?
Why did the bee get married?
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Why did the baseball team hire a chef?
Why did the music note get in trouble?
Why did the tomato turn red?
Why was the broom late?
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?