sad_detective_man @ sad_detective_man @leminal.space

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But Bloodborne is out on PC 🏴‍☠️😏

get really really enthusiastically interested in the watch. ask for details seem super impressed. massage that wealthy ego to the point of basically a blow job. but then just like keep going. see how long you can keep the topic on that one specific watch. don't ever let him talk about anything that the watch means or about the dynamic he tried to establish.

optionally, loose interest and leave without ever having let anything be said that wasn't about the watch. this is how you weaponize autism against egotists.

why is everyone so hung up on getting a remaster? is it somehow more likely than Bloodborne 2?

Claire Obscure was so fucking good

well it looks like wrangling chatbots and zoomers pays for itself

can't eat them :(

oop! too late i already love you, get wrecked, the suicide is off. if you read this u r gay and you can't die gay because it's pride month 😠

shit's got 80 million ads now. get fucked, ICE owl

I wish I was half the man he is

Op, I love 3 of those things pretty deeply and I hate most things. Somebody can love you.

what was the joke in this one? Calvin acquiescing doesn't even feel particularly notable here.

what gave you that impression? he's not pandering, he is the dumbass base

same. I'm not quite at the point of suicide yet but I definitely don't need to live into my goddamn 80's 50's. not here, not now.

holy hell it's Postal

"let them roast marshmallows?"