Remember_the_tooth @ Remember_the_tooth @lemmy.world Posts 93Comments 949Joined 2 mo. ago
That's hilarious. Thank you.
Now that you mention it, I wouldn't mind living in that environment.
That is tragic. I get that it's Northern Italy, but still, how could they fail at pizza?
Yeah, they should've known to use chopsticks since it's a foreign country.
Honestly, I would watch this person's food travel show.
"We're heading to Potugal for some authentic pierogis, and next, off to Norway for some traditional burritos."
Can English be butchered? It's already a wildly inconsistent frappe of Frisian, Latin, Greek, and French.
Aren't we overshooting the more obvious "Guy-necologist?"
Nothing we've learned about you so far has been mundane. I feel like we definitely need to hear some of your mom's stories then.
I think that's a logical take.
Okay, this is serious, and we should all be concerned. Still, I'm going to laugh my ass off if the microplastics that threaten our population also increase the albedo of the earth, thereby reestablishing homeostasis in a two-fold way.
Don't let them in. Simple as
Ah, that makes more sense.
-Tooth 0942 UTC
This is the correct answer.
Also, should we be worried that he had to specify that he was the 25th iteration of the 11th version?
I wonder if any people regarded putting tomatoes on flatbread in the 1500s the same way. Is this progress, or is it abomination? History will be the judge.
You have delivered a comment that exceeded my wildest dreams. Thank you. Let me know when you start publishing your biography. I'll definitely buy a copy.
A sexy mistake.
We need rest. The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.
'E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! This Owl is no more! She has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'er maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'er to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Er metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'er mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisible!! THIS IS AN EX-OWL!!