Remember_the_tooth @ Remember_the_tooth @lemmy.world

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This looks clever, but I'm wracking my brain, and I can't connect the reference.

Are you Kidney? We can do this all day long.

Boom. Headshot

Even just the sound of it is something quite atrocious...

I remember Beanpollo 13. The 5-alarm chili was too spicy and they blew a panel off the service module

We should engrave all the bean memes on granite tablets and bury them in a mine for future generations.

Lima be kind to them anyway

Say it ain't so

Your bean is a fart maker

Say it ain't so

My bean is a wind breaker

-Beanzer

Faba Vult!

Failing upward. They're just dripping with management potential.

This is outrageous. Where are the armed men who come in to take the substituters away? Where are they? This kind of behavior is never tolerated in Boraqua. You cook like that, they put you in jail. Right away. No trial, no nothing. Bakers? We have a special jail for bakers. You're leaving out ingredients? Right to jail. You're editing Michelin Star recipes? Right to jail. Right away. You're whisking too fast? Jail. Slow? Jail. You're adding too much butter for cakes, pastries, you right to jail. You undercook flan, believe it or not, jail. You overcook quiche, also jail. Undercook, overcook. You make an appointment with the food delivery and you don't show up? Believe it or not, jail, right away. We have the best cooks in the world, because of jail.

They would also wait for the men to leave for work and then attempt to seduce the women who stayed behind. It lead to a lot of contention from the resultant pregnancies. This angered a lot of men and women who left for the new world. This is why Americans use the phase to mean something related but functionally different. I made all of that up, but thank you for citing an actual historical fact that added context to my previous comment.

These thirty, thicc, thirsty thots thralled by thoughtful, theatrical therapist.

I'll drink fino from the fridge. It seemed strange that he'd sip on amontiado straight up from a decanter. I don't know a lot about wine, though.

If I remember correctly, he tossed so many salads that he didn't know what to do with them afterward.

Frasier: Is Dad home?

Daphne: Nope, I haven't seen him since he knocked me up early this morning.

Frasier: [putting his coat up, slows and turns.]

Frasier: What?

Daphne: Knocked me up. Woke me up. It's an English expression. What does it mean here?

Frasier: Oh, something else. You'd definitely be awake for it, though.

1/5 stars

I didn't have sugar, butter, vanilla, or baking powder, and I substituted the milk with cheddar cheese. Also, I don't have an oven, so I just used a frying pan on the stove top. It turned into an omelet! Would not recommend this cake recipe.

Aside from this being just another case of the pot calling the kettle black, we're watching the head of state call for prosecution of any dissent. Sure, it's not novel, but it seems like another milestone on the path to totalitarianism.

Alternatively, Dark Souls gameplay. The surprise disasters would vibe well with sitcom tropes.