Remember_the_tooth @ Remember_the_tooth @lemmy.world

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Love it. Marios that are green should be free.

Maybe try reading again, a little more carefully this time. Start from the end, if it helps.

[Door to walk-in oven slams shut]

"Hello, Kaeyghleigh, I'd like to play a game. Next to you are two buttons. One will set the oven to 80F for 350 minutes, the other 350F for 80 minutes. To survive, you'll need to follow instructions carefu-- [whooshing noise as the gas flames flare up in the oven]. Okay, that was fast."

I think you just described organ and tissue donation in the context of the military industrial complex.

Said by a member of the Legislative Branch of the government that started the nuclear arms race...on Twitter. Forget self-awareness tests. This person probably couldn't pass the mirror test.

I don't know that we should be advocating for violence here. If we do that, we may find our opponents responding by doing the same, resulting in a positive feedback loop of escalation. I mean it's not like they [checks notes] carefully planned and organized a rally based on an extremely inflammatory lie, riled up the attendees, told them to fight, sent them to the Capitol Building resulting in an angry mob that stormed the Capitol while actively calling for the deaths of the VP and several members of Congress, killing some people and vandalizing the offices of Congress...oh, no. Well, at least they weren't pardoned for their flagrant, violent insurrection...oh, no. You know what? Just disregard my earlier comments. Carry on.

I was going to say, this has been one of the clumsier high-school dinner theater productions I've been to.

Also, I don't think it's possible to recover from metastatic prostate cancer. As I understand it, treatment just delays things, but there isn't a cure.

On a side note, paying to work is one small step toward acclimating to the oncoming technofeudalist dystopia.

"All of our entry-level positions are internships. It's $300 per job application, $1,000 per interview, and if you're lucky enough to land the job, you'll pay us $40 per hour for the experience. A small number of the highest-performing interns (and legacy hires, of course) will be offered a full-time position with a hiring bonus equal to their internship costs and a salary based on the contributions of the interns working for them."

It gets all its mass from eating during it caterpillar stage. It loses its digestive system during metamorphosis.

Wow. I am dense today. Thanks for clearing that up and bean kind about it.

This looks clever, but I'm wracking my brain, and I can't connect the reference.

Are you Kidney? We can do this all day long.

Boom. Headshot

Even just the sound of it is something quite atrocious...

I remember Beanpollo 13. The 5-alarm chili was too spicy and they blew a panel off the service module

We should engrave all the bean memes on granite tablets and bury them in a mine for future generations.

Lima be kind to them anyway

Say it ain't so

Your bean is a fart maker

Say it ain't so

My bean is a wind breaker

-Beanzer