It was all this cringe to me. I just couldn't stand The Office, Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Bridget Jones films, Fleabag, IASIP...cringe humor just makes my heart hurt.
Yeah because if you type the summoning spell out correctly, it will result in a demon horde ascending directly to your location with the soul intention of dragging the one responsible for the incantation to the underworld while legions of infernal fiends pour through that gaping abyss to bring about hell on Earth, durr.
The people who check receipts to make sure you've paid for everything you are removing from the store. OP is saying that the Costco people are hard core, but that other stores' receipt checkers aren't going to try to stop you, which makes those places much more hassle free to just shop and go after you've paid for your purchases.
2000 was the last year of the second millennium and also the first year of the 00s. 2001 was the first year of the third millennium and the second year of the 00s.
The keyboard and cheese seems to be of the fake vomit/fake dog poo variety.